Patcher Issues Today - Please Stand By

The reason the patcher is borked is because our god damn host decided to lock us out at the firewall and they're "working on" a fix. Any amount of shouting you can imagine needs to be done, I guarantee you I've already done, personally, so until it's back up, if you go to patch and somehow get through, you may end up just having to re-do it later that day, so my advice would be just sit tight for a day or so until we can get the new version online. I promise, you won't be disappointed. :)